August 2012
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Anonymous asked: I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Aug 19th
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askdelvinmallory asked: I don't quite get something about vampires. They are not aloud to go outside when the sun is up. They can only come out at night, correct? How is this possible, for the moonlight is merely reflected sunlight. ((Did I just blow your mind? xD. ))
Aug 19th
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April 2012
53 posts
Family Time.
My parents: Why don't you act like a part of the family! You're always in your room!
I leave my room:
My parents: Do this!
My parents: Do that!
My parents: Why don't you ever do anything?
My parents: You're so lazy.
My parents: You have bad character!
My parents: We didn't raise you to act like this.
My parents: You're a bad example.
My parents: You're a bully.
My parents: Why are you dressed like that?
My parents: You're not allowed to eat that!
My parents: Clean the whole house!
My parents: You're not trust worthy.
I go back to my room:
Apr 30th
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I just had an idea, everyone reblog with the GIF...
ask-jack-thejesterking: ladydibella: redguard-and-half-nord: the-raunchy-priest: halfbloodpriest: thea-the-thief: rheathebattlemage: its-so-wonderful: flipquid-snake: ladylarissa:
Apr 30th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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Apr 29th
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ask-jack-thejesterking: ask-babette: ask-jack-thejesterking: ask-babette: ask-jack-thejesterking: ask-babette: I’m awesome and you know it! /pouts/ You seem a bit…upset…hehehehehehehehehe! Jack, you evil brother! Awwwww….come here Babby so I may hug you! Yay! /tiptoes for huggle/
Apr 24th
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ask-jack-thejesterking: ask-babette: ask-jack-thejesterking: ask-babette: I’m awesome and you know it! /pouts/ You seem a bit…upset…hehehehehehehehehe! Jack, you evil brother!
Apr 24th
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((Off to lunch! Brb dearies. :DD))
Apr 24th
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epicchoco: ask-babette: I’m awesome and you know it! /pouts/ Babette is the best.*nods* Babette and Cicero, and that is why they are the only two you can’t kill in the Kill the DB quest*nods* Take that, Jack!
Apr 24th
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ask-jack-thejesterking: ask-babette: I’m awesome and you know it! /pouts/
Apr 24th
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inactive-ask-jack-thejesterking asked: -hugs her tight and sighs happily- Nope! I am just in a silly mood that is all!
Apr 24th
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I’m awesome and you know it! /pouts/
Apr 24th
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inactive-ask-jack-thejesterking asked: -runs up to Babette a wet-willy while giggling- Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Apr 24th
epicchoco-deactivated20121014 asked: OMS! It's Babette! Why are you so cool!?
Apr 24th
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Waiting.
Riften’s marketplace bustled with life. Babette sat on the steps to the Temple of Mara, watching the marketplace with a frown. The mark had yet to appear, and she was bored. Unlike Solitude or Whiterun, there were little to no children running about the streets of Riften, and she did not have the luxury of such a disguise. But it was all right. Patience was something that centuries of...
Apr 24th
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So many people at once!
ustav: ask-babette: Ohh, so you’re a blacksmith! Nice to meet you sir! My name is Babette. /smiles/ You can always settle down in one of the mills or small hamlets if you wish! Rorikstead or Ivarstead lack a good smithy. That sounds nice! But I may move in at say, Markarth. I’ve heard it is well fortified, and they have plenty of silver for making things with. Oh, yes! Markarth is a...
Apr 24th
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So many people at once!
ustav: ask-babette: ustav: Hello, hello! Nice to meet you all! /the old Orc smiles/  Hello! /smiles/ You are not from Skyrim, are you? What made you come to Skyrim? /cocks head quizzically/ Hello, little girl! I came from Orsinium, and I was a royal blacksmith. I left once they got a younger, faster blacksmith. I decided to come here and maybe be a blacksmith at some town! Ohh, so...
Apr 24th
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So many people at once!
ustav: Hello, hello! Nice to meet you all! /the old Orc smiles/  Hello! /smiles/ You are not from Skyrim, are you? What made you come to Skyrim? /cocks head quizzically/
Apr 24th
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ask-jack-thejesterking: angelic-vengeance: ask-jack-thejesterking: angelic-vengeance: wayward-sword replied to your post: wayward-sword replied to your post: wayward-sword… (Muahahahahahahahahaha.) ((Dat is bootiful!)) ((If I was on computer I would shower you with AC gifs but alas I am on my phone…but Nothing is True.))
Apr 24th
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Send Me A Single-Word Prompt And I'll Write...
Apr 24th
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http://ask-uriel-septim.tumblr.com/ →
ask-jack-thejesterking: championgaelle: [Holy shit when did this happen?] ((WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?))
Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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Anonymous asked: babette is nazir the pimp of the dark brothelhood
Apr 17th
inactive-ask-jack-thejesterking asked: -takes a quick breath then giggles- What is...fun to pick up, sharp, and makes loud noises?
Apr 17th
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“THE DARK BROTHELHOOD”
– vicentemod is high (via thepurified)
Apr 17th
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inactive-ask-jack-thejesterking asked: -big shit eating grin- A funny one of course!
Apr 16th
inactive-ask-jack-thejesterking asked: Wanna hear a joke????
Apr 16th
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take my shota test
dovahkiin-emmaline: aaelysha: ladydibella: the-silliest-forsworn: zehypocriticaloath: born-a-bloodsucker: letsrockyourworld: justaddmint: red-hime: lionessjenna: http://en.shindanmaker.com/213770 post your results oh um ….okay ….pffft….XDD …okay then. AS IT SHOULD BE. Vait…. “EX-SHOTA”? AHAHAHHAH ITS TRUE AHAHAH XD XD XD)) ಠ___ಠ Damn right...
Apr 16th
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ask-cicero-the-fool asked: -plops Babette down and grins at her- Yes Cicero does believe Sister does look cute in Cicero's cap!
Apr 10th
ask-cicero-the-fool asked: -glomps Babette and squeals happily-
Apr 10th
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Apr 10th
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asknazir-deactivated20120708 asked: got someone for you to kill babette. An annoying little child down Riften, keeps sending me prank mail.
Apr 8th
asknazir-deactivated20120708 asked: ahh much better! -can walk now- what was that poison for?
Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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asknazir-deactivated20120708 asked: Grandma, where is that Antidote!
Apr 8th
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The Vampire-Child: Sisters and Brothers of the... →
aaelysha: vincent-damian-and-krosaz: aaelysha: vincent-damian-and-krosaz: aaelysha: . Read More *Now completely bandaged* I serve the brotherhood. I shall aid in this. My blade is yours, sister. *She smiles* Thank you, Brother. Together, we shall all let Skyrim know that… *She smiles* Thank you, Babette. I do hope the Sun won’t be much of a problem for you and our dear brother...
Apr 8th
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inactive-ask-jack-thejesterking asked: -giggles and bops her nose- Oh Babette..you are easy to scare! We have no clue yet of the gender..but soon hopefully for I am an anxious daddy! And please, you're older than me...you could possibly be decided to be her great-great-great-so many great-grandmothers -busts out laughing and grins-
Apr 8th
Sisters and Brothers of the Dark Brotherhood...
vincent-damian-and-krosaz: aaelysha: vincent-damian-and-krosaz: aaelysha: . Read More *Now completely bandaged* I serve the brotherhood. I shall aid in this. My blade is yours, sister. *She smiles* Thank you, Brother. Together, we shall all let Skyrim know that only one group of murders shall reign. *Looks up* YOL TOOR SHUL! *Shouts fire breath successfully into the air.* And my...
Apr 8th
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inactive-ask-jack-thejesterking asked: -picks her up and hugs her tight- YOU'RE GONNA BE AN AUNTIE!!!
Apr 8th